Social media addict

Top Ten Ways you know you are addicted to social media:

10. You know what hashtag and retweet mean.

9. You know which side you are coming down on in the number-of-followers v. quality of followers debate.

8. You head home early from a party so you can tweet about it.

7. You no longer send kisses or throw sheep at your Facebook friends.

6. You know who Scobleizer is. You even follow him.

5. Some of the wildest nights of your life have happened on blip.

4. You understand the relative merits of TweetDeck, Seesmic Desktop and Streamy, and wonder if Co Tweet really is a better business solution.

3. A friend tells you that they just don’t get twitter, and you smile slightly and say, “Don’t worry. You will.”

2. The doctor put you on paxil at the beginning of 2009 because of frequent FailWhale sightings

and the Number 1 way to know that you are a social media addict:

1. You google yourself.

Fail whale